Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Fire Ants

  1. Fire Ants Exist.
  2. Fire Ants Exist in Georgia.
  3. Fire Ants Exist in my back yard.
  4. Fire Ants bite.
  5. Fire Ants leave ugly pimple like swellings at every place they bite.
  6. Three guesses how I know all of the above are true.

2 comments:

Booker said...

NUKE'EM all!!!! Or may I suggest a little napalm? I know somebody who knows somebody who can get you some, real cheap too :-)

Hope you feel better quickly...

lis said...

Nobody told me about those, either! And here I thought ants were one of the nice insects (along with ladybugs, pre-NH swarm days).

My condolences!